What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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