I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
