sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I need to calm my uterus...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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