He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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