Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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