just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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