so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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