Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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