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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.

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• (916): View more from California

  I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart

  (416): View more from Toronto

  That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.

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• (585): View more from New York

  March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.

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