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• (214): View more from Texas

  Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  What are you doing?

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  High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

  (352): View more from Florida

  That guy could sell me cancer.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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• (925): View more from California

  Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  she fell through a window trying to flash someone

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him

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• (518): View more from New York

  So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"

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• (845): View more from New York

  The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table

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