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(401): View more from Rhode Island

and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping

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(401): and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping http://tfl.nu/w61z

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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whats a bus flip?

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idk but apparently i invented it

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(225): i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip (1-225): whats a bus flip? (225): idk but apparently i invented it http://tfl.nu/n87k

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(845): View more from New York

Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

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(845): Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention http://tfl.nu/alzz

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(785): View more from Kansas

My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?

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(785): My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test? http://tfl.nu/em8d

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.

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(609): my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway. http://tfl.nu/j8p7

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not

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(609): I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not http://tfl.nu/tjy5

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean

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(715): He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean http://tfl.nu/eek7

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(313): View more from Michigan

he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"

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(313): he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH" http://tfl.nu/f18j

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(703): View more from Virginia

that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis

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(703): that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis http://tfl.nu/car4

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.

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(605): Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat. http://tfl.nu/bfhd

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(812): View more from Indiana

im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet

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(812): im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet http://tfl.nu/ncyi

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.

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(306): I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women. http://tfl.nu/1xbq

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(904): View more from Florida

Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.

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You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?

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(904): Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever. (631): You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring? http://tfl.nu/4f34

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen

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(306): well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen http://tfl.nu/nqpt

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(224): View more from Illinois

Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis

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(224): Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis http://tfl.nu/y26w

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