It's like God shit irony all over that family
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS