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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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• (845): View more from New York

  its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever

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• (925): View more from California

  You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.

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• (916): View more from California

  Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.

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