Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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