I wanna bring you to show and tell
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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