Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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