Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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