can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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