How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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