Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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