Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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