Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So apparently I’m into choking now
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize