I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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