I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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