So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
