Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Pants are for mortals
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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