Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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