If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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