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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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