O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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