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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god