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  Bea Arthur died! :(

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  What?

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  Big bird passed.

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  ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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  Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career

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  the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ

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• (650): View more from California

  I've never known a porn star before

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  There's not even an emoji for this

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol

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