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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You up for the gym tonight after work?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.

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  Chris Brown style, or less felonious?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Haha, all felonious.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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  how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (818): View more from California

  hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (718): View more from New York

  All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."

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  What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?

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  I thought I was just out of shape.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?

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