Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol