If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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