I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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