i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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