Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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