do herpes really smell.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Such a big mess for such a small penis
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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