Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The ass gains better be worth it
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