At least make sure they are 18
Why
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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