she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
