i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
and she was petting her beer can
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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