I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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