Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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