Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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