Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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