I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What a dumb baby whore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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