White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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