# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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