And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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