I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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