we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize