Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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