Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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