You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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