remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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