Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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