also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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