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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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