these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
