you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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