Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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